All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have post one night stand depression
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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