the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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