You're so nebulous sometimes
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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