There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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