if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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