they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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