i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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