fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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