Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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