You work out of a Hotel?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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