I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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