I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
