His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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