Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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