Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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