I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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