I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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