Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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