I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Shitshow foam night was such a success
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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