Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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