ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
