The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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