I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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