Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just want to make out with him forever
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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