No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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