I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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