I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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