just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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