If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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