it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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