Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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