i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
it's like iHOP with fire
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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