But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
