Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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