And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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