idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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