discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My dick has a subreddit
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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