Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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