I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She's the barista slut.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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