if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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