Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Mom said you looked used
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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