We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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