I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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