Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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