Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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