What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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