stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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