all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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