PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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