What a fucking waste of an outfit
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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