I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have aggressive nipples.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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