we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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