Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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