Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
