I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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