Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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