Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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