his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
