Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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